Jar of Eyeballs

The day I have been waiting for is here: Jar of Eyeballs.

What did Twitter have to say about my Jar of Eyeballs?

Why do I love this card so much? What is not to love about eyeballs? Jawbreaker eyeballs were my favorite at the candy store. Floating eyeballs in my friends drinks on Halloween was hysterical (for me anyways). Playing eyeballs against a the super serious will be the most fun ever in the history of ever.

Thank you for my Jar. He is going in a deck I will take to FNM and beat someone with. When I cast it
I will say, "I got my eyes on you."

As a side note. I love Monday Night Magic and as Jack is talking to me on my iPod I can't help
but picturing him as The Vampire Lestat. With that refined Southern accent. I think he must
be sipping a fine scotch, surrounded by priceless antiques. 

Say it ain't so Joe :(

PS: Hold your foil Jars for me cause I am totally that idiot and will will totally trade with you for them :)
Not trolling being totally serious. I want some damn foil Jars. Keep me in mind if you get any!

When you open your store if the prices are good I will def buy from you but dad-gum perk up man!
IT IS A JAR OF EYEBALLS! Nothing could be cooler! Maybe a JAR OF BRAINS!

Ok. I find you awesome again. 

When I got off a reallllyyy long shift I ran to the mail box and had two envelopes! I tore into them so fast I scared my dog lol. And inside was my spoils from an awesome weekend on twitter with three amazing giveaways form @JWLZ85 and @sigfig8. If you don't follow these awesome Tweeps you are doing it all wrong. Who doesn't like awesome? Who doesn't like giveaways?

Here are my treasures:

The detail on these in just indescribable. @JWLZ85 is one of a kind. I will doing all my alter work in the future
through her. If I can talk her into it :P

Another thing I loved is she really listened to my idea of what I wanted and then made it come about
in a way that unique and even better then what I had asked for. 

The camera doesn't do this card justice. I wish you could see it in person to see the detail and
amazingness. 

The detail on the Sleep Hollow Moorland Haunt is stunning. I esp love the windmill in the
background of the mood and shadow work with the grass/trees.

@sigfig8 did a super cool giveaway of signed cards. I got my Signed Serra and I haven't put her down lol.

I love her way more then is appropriate. 

Sick Brags from a Girl Gamer!

This week was pretty effing awesome. I entered three giveaways and won all three. The Moorland Haunt by awesome new alter artist @jwlz85 I already previewed but wait till you see what I won yesterday!

Holy. Fuck. She is stunning. @jwlz85 just outdid herself. Coming to a EDH game near you will be a Wonder Woman ass whooping. If you don't follow her on twitter you are a dumbdumb. Prove fact.

Then while I was drooling over my new Basandra Wonder Woman this happened:

@sigfig8 does the awesome giveaways every few hundred followers. If you don't follow him your a dumbdumb. Prove fact.

What did I win are you wondering? Only this awesomeness:

If you don't know of his blog it is here: Sigs Corner 
I love following along on his pack to power cause I am not brave enough to try that yet :P

Is this whole blog post about me bragging about winning this awesomeness? Why yes. Yes it is. It is also about the reason I love Magic. Cause there are amazing people like these two who make it fun for everyone.  Nothing compares to making new friends and meeting chill peeps. Nothing.

Let Me Show You Awesome...spelled @jwlz85

First I saw this:

I mean how bitching is this Maze of Ith?

Then this happened:

I responded with the idea of making Moorland Haunt one of my favorite all time movies: Sleepy Hollow

And guess what?

That is right folks! I won! She picked my idea and I am going to be the proud new owner of her amazing new alter. Want to see what it looks like? Of course you do!

and there was a little whining...but I don't care care look how awesome that is. I am going to beat so many ppl and in style!

Collect All The Lands The List

The Beginning! I am going to try and collect these first before I move on to the later sets where things are more abundant. Wish me LUCK!
If you see anything I missed or errors please let me know so I can fix! Thanks bunches!

Project Collect All The Lands:

Alpha 1993:

Badlands

Bayou

Plateau

Savannah

Scrubland

Taiga

Underground Sea

Tropical Island

Tundra

Beta 1993:

Badlands

Bayou

Plateau

Savannah

Scrubland

Taiga

Underground Sea

Tropical Island

Tundra

Volcanic Island

Revised 1993:

Badlands

Bayou

Plateau

Savannah

Scrubland

Taiga

Underground Sea

Tropical Island

Tundra

Volcanic Island

Arabian Nights 1993:

Bazaar of Baghdad

City of Brass

Desert

Diamond Valley

Elephant Graveyard

Island of Wak-Wak

Library of Alexandria

Oasis

Antiquites 1994:

Mishra’s Factory (Autumn)

Mishra’s Factory (Spring)

Mishra’s Factory (Summer)

Mishra’s Factory (Winter)

Mishra’s Workshop

Stripmine (No Sky, No Tower)

Stripmine (Sky, Even Terraces)

Stripmine (Sky, Uneven Terraces)

Stripmine (No Sky, Tower)

Urza’s Mine (Mouth)

Urza’s Mine (Pulley)

Urza’s Mine (Sphere)

Urza’s Mine (Tower)

Urza’s Power Plant (Bug)

Urza’s Power Plant (Columns)

Urza’s Power Plant (Pot)

Urza’s Power Plant (Sphere)

Urza’s Tower (Forest)

Urza’s Tower (Mountains)

Urza’s Tower (Plains)

Urza’s Tower (Shore)

Legends 1994:

Adventurer’s Guildhouse

Cathedral of Serra

Hammerheim

Mountain Stronghold

Pendelhaven

Sea farer’s Quay

The Tabernacle at Pendrellvale

Tolaria

Unholy Citadel

Urborg

The Dark 1994:

City of Shadows

Maze of Ith

Safe Haven

Sorrow’s Path

Fallen Empires 1994:

Bottomless Vault

Dwarven Hold

Dwarven Ruins

Ebon Stronghold

Havenwood Battleground

Hollow Trees

Icatian Store

Rainbow Vale

Ruins of Trokai

Sand Silos

Svyelunite Temple

4^th Edition:

Mishra’s Factory

Oasis

Stripmine

Ice Age 1995:

Adarkar Wastes

Brushland

Glacial Chasm

Halls of Mist

Ice Floe

Karplusan Forest

Land Cap

Lava Tubes

River Delta

Sulfurous Springs

Underground River

Veldt

Chronicles 1995:

City of Brass

Safe Haven

Urza’s Mine (Mouth)

Urza’s Mine (Pulley)

Urza’s Mine (Sphere)

Urza’s Mine (Tower)

Urza’s Power Plant (Bug)

Urza’s Power Plant (Columns)

Urza’s Power Plant (Pot)

Urza’s Power Plant (Sphere)

Urza’s Tower (Forest)

Urza’s Tower (Mountains)

Urza’s Tower (Plains)

Urza’s Tower (Shore)

Homelands 1995:

An-Havva Township

Aysen Abbey

Castle Sengir

Koskum Keep

Wizard’s School

Alliances 1996:

Balduvian Trading Post

Hear of Yavimaya

Kjeldoran Outpost

Lake of the Dead

School of the Unseen

Sheltered Valley

Soldevi Excavations

Thawing Glaciers

Mirage 1996:

Bad River

Crystal Vein

Flood Plain

Grasslands

Mountain Valley

Rocky Tar Pit

Teferi’s Isle

Visions 1996:

Coral Atoll

Dormant Volcano

Everglades

Griffen Canyon

Jungle Basin

Karoo

Quicksand

Undiscovered Paradise

5^th Edition 1997:

Adarkar Wastes

Bottomless Vault

Brushland

City of Brass

Dwarven Hold

Dwarven Ruins

Ebon Stronghold

Havenwood Batttleground

Hollow Trees

Icatian Store

Ice Floe

Karplusan Forest

Ruins of Trokair

Sand Silos

Sulfurous Springs

Svyelunite Temple

Underground River

Urza’s Mine

Urza’s Power Plant

Urza’s Tower

Weatherlight 1997:

Gemstone Mine

Lotus Vale

Scorched Ruins

Winding Canyons

Tempest 1997:

Ancient Tomb

Caldera Lake

Cinder Marsh

Ghost Town

Maze of Shadows

Mogg Hollows

Pine Barrens

Reflecting Pool

Rootwater Depths

Salt Flats

Scabland

Skyshroud Forest

Stalking Stenos

Thalakos Lowlands

Vec Township

Wasteland

Stronghold 1998:

Volrath’s Stronghold

Exodus 1998:

City of Traitors

Urza’s Saga 1998:

Blasted Landscape

Drifting Meadow

Gaea’s Cradle

Phyrexian Tower

Polluted Mire

Remote Isle

Serra’s Sanctum

Shivan Gorge

Slippery Karst

Smoldering Crater

Thran Quarry

Tolarian Academy

Anthologies 1998:

Brushland

Drifting Meadow

Pendelhaven

Polluted Mire

Slippery Karst

Smoldering Crater

Stripmine

Urza’s Legacy 1999:

Faerie Conclave

Forbidding Watchtower

Ghitu Encampment

Spawning Pool

Treetop Village

6^th Edition 1999:

A darker Wastes

Brushland

City of Brass

Crystal Vein

Dwarven Ruins

Ebon Stronghold

Havenwood Battleground

Karplusam Forest

Ruins of Trokair

Sulfurous Springs

Svyelunite Temple

Underground River

Urza’s Destiny 1999:

Yavimaya Hollow

Mercadian Masques 1999:

Dust Bowl

Fountain of Cho

Henge of Ramos

Hickory Woodlot

High Market

Mercadin Bazaar

Peat Bog

Remote Farm

Rishada Port

Rushwood Grove

Sandstone Needle

Saprazzan Cove

Saprazzam Skerry

Subterranean Hangar

Tower of the Magistrate

Battle Royale 1999:

Cinder Marsh

Drifting Meadow

Mogg Hollows

Polluted Mire

Remote Isle

Slippery Karst

Thalakos Lowlands

Vec Township

Nemesis 2000:

Kor Have

Rath’s Edge

Terrain Generator

Prophecy 2000:

Rhystic Cave

Wintermoon Mesa

Invasion 2000:

Ancient Spring

Archaeological Dig

Costal Tower

Elfhame Palace

Geothermal Crevice

Irrigation Ditch

Keldon Necropolis

Salt Marsh

Shivan Oasis

Sulfur Vent

Tinder Farm

Urborg Volvano

Beatdown 2000:

Dwarven Ruins

Ebon Stronghold

Havenwood Battleground

Polluted Mire

Remote Isle

Slippery Karst

Smoldering Crater

Svyelunite Temple

Planeshift 2001:

Crosis’s Catacombs

Darigaaz’a Caldera

Dromar’s Cavern

Forsaken City

Meteor Crater

Rith’s Grove

Terminal Moraine

Treva’s Ruins

7^th Edition 2001:

Adarkar Wastes

Bottomless Vault

Brushland

City of Brass

Dwarven Hold

Dwarven Ruins

Ebon Stronghold

Havenwood Battleground

Hollow Trees

Icatian Store

Ice Floe

Karplusan Forest

Ruins of Trokair

Sand Silos

Sulfurous Springs

Svyelunite

Underground River

Urza’s Mine

Urza’s Power Plant

Urza’s Tower

Apocalypse 2001:

Battlefield Forge

Caves of Koilos

Llanowar Wastes

Shivan Reef

Yavimaya Coast

Odyssey 2001:

Abandoned Outpost

Barbarian Ring

Bogwreckage

Cabal Pigt

Centaur Garden

Cephalid Coliseum

Crystal Quarry

Darkwater Catacombs

Deserted Temple

Mossfire Valley

Nomad Stadium

Petrified Field

Ravaged Highlands

Seafloor Debris

Shadow Ridge

Skycloud Expanse

Sungrass Prairie

Tarnished Citadel

Timberland Ruins

Torment 2002:

Cabal Coffers

Tainted Field

Tainted Isle

Tainted Peak

Tainted Wood

Judgement 2002:

Krosan Verge

Nantuko Monastery

Riftstone Portal

Onslaught 2002:

Barren Moor

Bloodstained Mire

Contested Cliffs

Daru Encapment

Flooded Strand

Forgotten Cave

Goblin Burrows

Grand Coliseum

Lonely Sandbar

Polluted Delta

Riptide Laboratory

Seaside Haven

Secluded Steppe

Starlit Sanctum

Tranquil Thicket

Scourge 2003:

Temple of the False God

8^th Edition 2003:

City of Brass

Coastal Tower

Elfhame Palace

Salt Marsh

Shivan Oasis

Urborg Volcano

Urza’s Mine

Urza’s Power Plant

Urza’s Tower

Mirrodin 2003:

Ancient Den

Blinkmoth Well

Cloudpost

Glimmervoid

Great Furnace

Seat of the Synod

Stalking Stores

Tree of Tales

Vault of Whispers

Darksteel 2004:

Blinkmoth Nexus

Champions of KIamigawa 2004:

Boseiju, who Shelters All

Cloudcrest Lake

Eiganjo Castle

Forbidden Orchard

Hall of the Bandit Lord

Lantern-Lit Graveyard

Minamo, School at Water’s Edge

Okina, Temple to the Grandfathers

Prinecrest Ridge

Shinka, the Blood Soaked Keep

Shizo, Death’s Storehouse

Tranquil Garden

Untaidake, the Cloud Keeper

Waterveil Cavern

Betrayers of Lamigawa 2005:

Gods’eye, Gale to the Reikai

Tendo Ice Bridge

Savior of Kamigawa 2005:

Mikokoro, Center of the Sea

Miren, the Moaning Well

Oboro, Palace in the Clouds

Tomb of Urami

9^th Edition 2005:

Adarkar Wastes

Battlefield Forge

Brushland

Cakes of Koilos

Karplusan Forest

Llanowar Wastes

Quicksand

Shivan Reef

Sulfurous Springs

Unerground River

Urza’s Mine

Urza’s Power Plant

Urza’s Tower

Yavimaya Coast

Ravanic City of Guilds 2005:

Boros Garrison

Dimir Aqueduct

Duskmantle, House of Shadow

Golgari Rot Farm

Overgrown Tomb

Sacred Foundry

Selesnya Sanctuary

Sunhome, Fortress of Legion

Svogthos, the Restless Tomb

Vitu-Ghazi the City Tree

Watery Grave

Guildpact 2006:

Godless Shrine

Gruul Turf

Izzet Boilerworks

Nivix, Aerie of the Firemind

Orzhov Basilica

Orzhova, the Chruch of Deals

Skarrg, the Rage Pits

Steam Vents

Stomping Ground

Dissension 2006:

Azorius Chancery

Blood Crypt

Breeding Pool

Ghost Quarter

Hallowed Fountain

Novijen, Heart of Progress

Pillar of the Paruns

Prahu, Spires of Order

Rakdos Carnarium

Rix Maadi, Dungeon Palace

Simic Growth Chamber

Coldsnap 2006:

Artic flats

Boreal Shelf

Dark Depths

Highland Weald

Mouth of Ronom

Scrying Sheets

Tresserhorn Sinks

Time Spiral 2006:

Academy Ruins

Arena

Calciform Pools

Desert

Dreadship Reef

Flagstones of Trokair

Fungal Reaches

Gemstone Caverns

Gemstone Mine

Kher Keep

Molten Slagheap

Pendelhaven

Safe Haven

Saltcrusted Steppe

Swarmyard

Terramorphic Expanse

Urza’s Factory

Vesuva

Future Sight 2007:

Dakmore Salvage

Dryad Arbor

Graven Cairns

Grove of the Burnwillows

Horizon Canopy

Keldon Megaliths

Llanowar Reborn

New Benalia

Numbus Maze

River of Tears

Tolaria West

Zoetic Cavern

Modern Lands for a Modern World

Generally (not always) if you ask a question or for help, people are decent enough to answer it. The trick I have found is being smart enough to listen. Since I took a huge chunk of time off form playing Magic in the "middle" I wanted to know what lands to focus on acquiring for my lands list before the Modern Season is in full swing and everything becomes priced in the dippityshit range.

QUESTION: What lands are a must to own if you want to play Modern???
And the AWESOME Twitterazi has spoke: